April Fool's coming too early

I think u might find it amusing...but i dont! SOMEONE FUCKING STOLE MY SHOES!
i have not told u the best part yet...whoever it is took only one side of each pair! Now im left with one side of a shoes! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH ONE SIDE OF A SHOE!
IM SO PISSED and upset....n ITS ONLY MY SHOES THAT GOT STOLEN!!!!!

Im a bloody jinx... God if u r testing me.. I GIVE UP! i raise the white flag!
Friends, if u r playing a cruel joke on me... it really isnt funny...pls return my shoes...

im sorry if offended anyone...tell me if i did..i'll apologise..just pls return my shoes!


yes im desperate... u've taken my shoes n all i have left is slippers... like i could turn up for lectures in those! SIGH